Never push the button labeled “spray”….
(Beware a toilet story is ahead and may not be suitable for small children…)
Technology and Tokyo have always seemed to go hand and hand as Reginia and I discovered today. We visited the Electronic District today which is a market that hosts a least 100 different vendors with everything from computer parts, dubbed 80’s (I swear there was an Emilio section) to next years cell phones.
But did you know that the Japanese are also on the forefront of toilet technology as well?? The tea ceremony we went to today (probably the coolest thing we’ve done so far) was housed in a very expensive hotel. After using the facilities Reginia told me the toilets in the bathroom had a control panel on it with tons of buttons and 1 of them warmed the seats. Sounding to good to be true I decided to check it out. It turns these controls only work if you actually sit down on the toilet and being the adventurous traveler I am, I obliged. After playing with the console for a bit I decide to press the button labeled “spray” and the next thing I know there was a humming sound and some vibrating thing was going near my bum which prompted me to jump off my seat and into the stall door. The next thing I know I am getting hosed down by an electronic biday. Lesson learned….
It FINALLY stopped raining today and Reginia said if it doesn’t rain tomorrow she’s going to climb fuji so keep your fingers crossed (for whichever way you voted)
And finally…We’ve been posting a lot lately but we are leaving this hostel tomorrow so I don’t know how much internet access we’ll have to post in the next 5 days (2 left in tokyo and 3 in a hotel in Korea). I’ll try to post one more time before we leave, especially if we climb fuji. Well we’re off to the bars….
B
July 19th, 2006 at 7:17 pm
Honesty Benny, what did you expect a “spray” button to do on a toliet. Naked chicks fall from the sky and spray beer into your mouth? Give you a $100 bill? Put on hair spray for you?
July 20th, 2006 at 10:49 am
Only you!!!!!
July 20th, 2006 at 7:04 pm
So people don’t speak much English, but the buttons are labeled in English? (I’m assuming they’re labeled in Japanese with English under it) They should replace the words on those toilet buttons with icons. You jumping up with your pants around your ankles and cowering against the stall door like a siss while Old Faithful shot out of the toilet would be the icon for SPRAY.
Dude, you are probably the smartest guy I know who spells as poorly as you do. I’d figure you could at least spell sake (not sokkee or whatever you wrote) because that’s booze.
July 20th, 2006 at 8:17 pm
I know, you can spell biday and vibrating… but not sake? For shame…
July 21st, 2006 at 4:07 am
hi pal,
Dont worry and dont feel like you a dumb about the spray adventure .
There a lot of people who have gone through that experience but what suprise me is that when you hear the sound of the spray machine why do you get of the wc you need to sit to avoid the spray and the shower .
Anyway its an adventure next time do not press and get up ..press an sit so that the spray will do its job by cleaning your butt .
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