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Benny Bargains and the Great Wall of China…

Another couple of crazy days in China. We went to the Silk market on thursday and let me tell you that this place is every girl’s dream. It was 7 floors of shopping at cheap ass China prices (your US products for ~80% less). There were 4 aisles of shoes and each aisles must have been 100 feet long. The catch of course is you have to bargain everyone down to a fair price. Regina and I tried to follow the 10% rule which is you want to pay 10% of their original asking price. Regina got some great deals on jewelry and I did well on some other select items (they might be gifts for some folks out there so I don’t want to spoil the surprise). I will say however I got 2 “I climbed the great wall” T-shirts for $2.50 USD.And I of course gave out Asian Invasion cards to anyone I bought something from and they were all very impressed and made a big deal out of them (see the pics when they are posted). One lady asked me if we would sell her stuff on our website but I told her she had to talk to the Johnny. I don’t know if anyone has noticed but at least 2 random people have picked up our cards and commented on this site, so if you lady’s are reading this now we’d love to hear that while I think I got a good deal, the stuff I bought was so cheap I really got screwed.

The Asian Invasion cards have come in handy in another way on our trip. Wherever the lovely Regina and I go people harass the shit out of us to buy things from them or to eat in their bar or to give us a ride in their carriage. Apparently saying NO to them 5 times isn’t enough to get them to stop harassing you so I decided to start handing them cards whenever they won’t go away. This has stopped every single one of our harassers because they either A) think I’m famous because I’m on a card (duh) or B) think I’ve just handed something very valuable from America (again duh). They also always think that Veronica is Regina which leads me to believe that all of us white folk look the same to them :)

And finally yes we did see the Great Wall of China and yes it was amazing (all that working out with Tex and Cry paid off because I think we went up a million steps today) BUT it was soo misty and foggy that we could barely see more than 10 yards in front of us so our pictures are unimpressive. We have not had one sunny day on our trip so far and it has rained everyday except for 2 cloudy days in Korea.

Since the invasion is going so well in China we decided to skip Hong Kong and spend more time in Thailand since it’s gonna take more time to clean that place up with the hooker problems they’ve got. I’ll clean that place up one hooker at a time if I have to. When we land tomorrow the lovely Regina and I will have gone halfway around the world and will be a few days short of the halfway point of our trip (tear). We might not have much Internet access in Thailand so if you don’t hear from us don’t fear, it doesn’t mean we couldn’t handle the street of Bangkok and their hookers.

BB

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21 Responses to “Benny Bargains and the Great Wall of China…”

  1. Jaime Says:
    July 29th, 2006 at 12:19 pm

    Excellent writing, tears rolled down my face as I read

    “4 aisles of shoes and each aisles must have been 100 feet long”.

    Please have/post a picture of this phenomenon!

  2. Kallie Says:
    July 31st, 2006 at 4:28 pm

    Jaime maybe you should move to China! I bet Luke would buy all 30 pairs of shoes on your wishlist if he shopped at the Silk Market :)

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