CNN is reporting the face eating Florida man was high on weed, not bath salts, as previously thought. Score one for bath salts, not so much for marijuana. Sure other legalized drugs might give you impotency, diarrhea, and joint pain, but try to get the FDA to approve a drug with a zombieism as a side effect!
Call Me Maybe with two kazoos is way better than those stupid college kids in a van!
I don't know if this is better or worse than high waisted shorts, but why would a woman need a mud flap on her shirt? What exactly is shooting out the back of her that we need protection from? I suppose on the bright side, there is no way to hide if she was the one that cut the cheese.
I've been in the same spot for hours. I think it's still Sunday. I haven't eaten since this morning. I don’t have my phone. If I did I would dial 911 because this is an emergency. I have this overwhelming urge to throw up but I’m trying my hardest to keep it together. The hallucinations have stopped but I don’t know for how long. They could come back at any minute. Sweat is burning my eyes. I try to wipe my forehead but I’m sweating profusely. I don’t know if I’m going to make it out of here alive. The only thing I can do--is pray.
Apologies if we offend anyone, but we're a gang (it's in the name), so what did you expect? Jesus hates gays is a pretty popular idea. Just google it. It will autocomplete and even give you similar suggestions. Whether you believe in God or not, we are pretty screwed if two dudes loving each other is what he is spending his time worrying about. Maybe that's what he did on the seventh day when he was resting?