I’m just going to cut to the chase. I’ve been single for twelve years, ok. Yes, I’m serious, stop laughing. My last girlfriend was in high school. We never went out on a date. I don’t count field trips or the times I took her to subway and she didn’t want me to buy her any cookies. 12 years ago in March, we broke up. I was going to college and back in them days, we didn’t have cell phones or cars. Actually, we had cars but I didn’t have one at the time. Anyway, I’m rambling. Long story short, March is my twelve year anniversary of being a single man. Guess what? Being single sucks.
The preview would have you believe that there is some mystery in Gone. That maybe Jill (Amanda Seyfried) is crazy and her sister's kidnapping is all in her head. That is thrown out the window in the first ten minutes when they give you a flashback to show you that there is a mystery man that kidnapped her and threw her in a hole, so he most likely did come back and take her sister, Molly.
The Ghost Rider sequel revolves around a story line of the Rider on a quest to save a boy from the clutches of the devil in attempt to lift his own curse. The first sign of danger should have been the intro video to the official website showing Ghost Rider urinating. I wish I was kidding. The video is from a scene where Ghost Rider explains how urinating is like peeing a blowtorch. Cue video.
Take a look at the picture above. Yup, that’s me after a game of Kings. I know what you’re thinking. That is a really nice ottoman. I know but it’s not even mine.
Blacking out isn’t fun anymore. The first few times it’s funny. You wake up… Find your pants… Ask your friends what happened ...Get a recap… Everyone’s LOLing. Fun right? Yeah, laugh it up. You won’t be laughing after the 3rd time. The 3rd time is when you try to convince yourself to stop drinking... but it never works.
I take the train to work. I worked late yesterday, so I decided to go in a bit later today. I arrived at the train station after all the rush hour people, otherwise known as when the crazy people ride the train. I was "lucky" enough to have an encounter with one today.
Yesterday at work the powers that be decided they had come up with a great new team building event. We are going to have a contest to rename our conference rooms after colleges. It is directly billed as a "team building" event that is going to help us remember and more easily locate our conference rooms. Now this might make sense if we were located in a small building, or there were only a few conference rooms, or they were all near each other, but we work in a large building with multiple floors and wings and conference rooms spread throughout.
If you name your state "New Mexico," you are just asking for old Mexicans to move in. I don't know why it has taken Mexico so long to just gather a hundred thousand or so citizens and walk across the border. What could the border guard really do? And it would solve so many problems. Arizona and California could forget about their immigration problems. It would free up that star on the flag so Puerto Rico could finally become a state. Maybe Mexico just has a lack of poster board and markers.
Happy birthday to The Who! Who said ginger's can't be pirates!? Well, lots of people. But don't tell him that, it's his birthday. Maybe we'll tell him tomorrow!
It's winter! So instead of sitting on the couch under a blanket, hit the slopes on your big wheel!