GHOST RIDER: GHOST OF MY THIRTEEN DOLLARS

The Ghost Rider sequel revolves around a story line of the Rider on a quest to save a boy from the clutches of the devil in attempt to lift his own curse. The first sign of danger should have been the intro video to the official website showing Ghost Rider urinating. I wish I was kidding. The video is from a scene where Ghost Rider explains how urinating is like peeing a blowtorch. Cue video. Any substantial character development was just a pipe dream after that. It may have been alright if there was enough action to compensate, but the 3D did little but take an extra three dollars out of my pocket. When he is not riding his flaming motorcycle, Ghost Rider continues to move like he has arthritis. I'm not sure if it's supposed to be representative of how a real skeleton moves, but it only serves to make it appear that the special effects department was on a tight budget. In case you didn't see the first movie, they interrupt the movie multiple times with an animated sequence to fill in the unnecessary back story for you. During the movie you learn that the Ghost Rider was once an angel who went crazy and became the Rider. Rather than exploring the possibly interesting plot point, they blow right past it. Presumably it's there to explain why Johnny Blaze has a constant crazy tick? Don't worry, Ghost Rider 3 will be better, because it would take way too much work to make it worse.