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THE HOST OF THE PARTY YOU NEVER WANTED TO GO TO

I have never read The Host or any of the Twilight books, but I have seen all of the movies. So, I assumed I should not expect a big screen adaption of a literary masterpiece. Not having read the novel, maybe Andrew Niccol just did a horrible screenplay adaption. The acting is about on par with a Twilight movie, but the script doesn't particularly challenge anyone either.

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GONE ARE ANY SURPRISES

The preview would have you believe that there is some mystery in Gone. That maybe Jill (Amanda Seyfried) is crazy and her sister's kidnapping is all in her head. That is thrown out the window in the first ten minutes when they give you a flashback to show you that there is a mystery man that kidnapped her and threw her in a hole, so he most likely did come back and take her sister, Molly.

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GHOST RIDER: GHOST OF MY THIRTEEN DOLLARS

The Ghost Rider sequel revolves around a story line of the Rider on a quest to save a boy from the clutches of the devil in attempt to lift his own curse. The first sign of danger should have been the intro video to the official website showing Ghost Rider urinating. I wish I was kidding. The video is from a scene where Ghost Rider explains how urinating is like peeing a blowtorch. Cue video.

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