It's winter! So instead of sitting on the couch under a blanket, hit the slopes on your big wheel!
A week after losing to the Patriots, sources have confirmed Tim Tebow and God are no longer a couple. Apparently Tom Brady had more to offer the big man upstairs, as Gisele Bundchen was seen slipping Candice Swanepoel's number to him in the owner's box before the game. Apparently a wife with Victoria's Secret model friends trumps prayer when it comes to football. Tebow was seen entering church early this morning in an attempt at reconciliation, but God was rumored to be in St. Barths with Swanepoel at the time.
Naturally you would assume casting Gina Carano, MMA fighter and former American Gladiator, as the lead in your movie, it would be a fairly fast paced action movie with a lot of action. Sadly, after the first fifteen minutes you will be wishing you had gotten the large soda to help you stay awake. Soderbergh gives the film about as much action as Drive with about a tenth of the artistic ability.
The internship of The Who has officially ended!
P.S. No monkeys or midget pirate skeletons were harmed in the taking of this photograph.