The check is in the mail.
Don’t call us, we’ll call you.
I swear this is the first time this has ever happened to me.
Those pants make you look way skinny.
How old am I?... 27.
Of course I’m a virgin.
I did not… have… sexual… relations with that woman.
(That’s for you, Republicans!)
Everything G.W. ever said.
(That’s for you, Democrats, Independents, Green Party members, Whigs, and the like!)
That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
(That’s for you, paranoid conspiracy theorists!)
Oswald acted alone.